Tapdancing Mice

This is JUST because its Tuesday....



In a Cold and dreary land, two farily good looking maidens decided to take a long journey to a far reaching land. So they packed their suitcases, and headed to the nearest airport. After a whole day, and many long airport layovers, the very tired pretty good looking maidens, arrived at their destination. And the fairly good looking maidens lived in comfort and luxury at a five star hotel.

But their journey was just beginning for the very next day, they received a dreaded message. At a nearby Mall, there was a sale. Arming themselves with the most up to date Visa, Mastercards, and even a few American Expresses for back up, they headed into the mall on guard. It was a day longer than anything the fairly good looking maidens had ever encountered in their entire lives. Extended mall hours, and savings of up to seventy percent off. But the maidens, held their own, and while slowly the masses faded into oblivion, they pushed on, through every shoe store, forever twenty-one, and Icing, until finally they had conquered them all.
Exhausted and sore, the maidens fell into their yellow chariot, that returned them to their hotel.
Upon arriving at their room, the maidens noticed a note that had been duct taped to their door.
It read:

Dear Farily good looking maidens,

Your prescense has been requested at breakfast tomorrow, in the Dining hall, at Ten am. Please show up promptly!

Yours Truly,
The Godmother

Filled with curiosity, the maidens fell into a deep slumber.

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The next morning at the very early hour of ten, the fairly goodlooking maidens walked into the dining room. The Godmother, in her neon green mou mou, walked over and showed them to their table. Sitting at the table, were two very strange, and mysterious creatures known as men. Slightly taken back to be introduced to such a rare creature, the fairly goodlooking maidens stared in shock and awe! They could not believe their eyes! Real men, buff, intelligent, goodlooking, men. The fairly goodlooking maidens, could not believe their luck. Not only did the fairy godmother want to see them, but it seemed she wanted to matchmake as well!

So the maidens sat and ate breakfast, with the Godmother and the Men, and pondered their goodfortune.

But before they could ponder too much, they recieved another dreaded phone call. A sale, the biggest sale in the history of sales, was starting in ten minutes. Excusing themselves the fairly goodlooking maidens raced upstairs to prepare for battle.

With their creditcards held high, the fairly good looking maidens raced to the mall, to gather all the good deals they could!!!

After the longest day of shopping either girl had ever experienced, both men, picked them up and carried them back to the hotel, where they lay the fairly good looking maidens on beds of sweet grass, and fed them sweet nectar, and honey...

Over the next few weeks the Fairly goodlooking maidens fell deeply in love with their men. When it was time to leave, their luggage was muchly overweight due to sales, and at the airport there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth over the fact that they would have to make a long and arduous journey back to their home, where there would be no men. How could the fairly good looking maidens SURVIVE!?!?!?!?

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I dont know either, this was just a story i was compelled to write by a friend and some late night "talking"... Ill finish this some day, OBVIOUSLY they live happily ever but for right now you can just imagine what happens to the fairly goodlooking maidens, and how they get to the happily ever after part...... lol... thanks for reading!! hope you enjoyed!